KU football loses a pair

Two defensive contributors are no longer with the KU football squad. Defensive tackle Todd Haselhorst left voluntarily to tend to "personal matters." As someone who had many personal matters to attend to in college, I say good luck and I hope everything works out. Cornerback Anthony Webb was dismissed from the team for violating team policy. Naughty Jayhawk. Naughty, naughty Jayhawk. No word if a chalupa was involved.